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		<title>50 de motive pentru a fi barbat</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Putem manca o banana fara ca nimeni din jur sa se gandeasca la porcarii
2. Convorbirile telefonice se sfarsesc in 30 secunde.
3. Ne putem pisa oriunde
4. Nimeni nu se intreaba daca o sugem
5. Ideea unui joc video in care masacrezi un catelus ne amuza
6. Cunoastem cel putin 20 de feluri in care se deschide o [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intrebari fara raspuns, bizar nu?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Daca de la inot se slabeste, unde gresesc balenele?
2. Daca uleiul de porumb se face din proumb, cum este cu uleiul de corp?
3. Daca lipiciul superglue lipeste intr-adevar orice, de ce nu si interiorul tubului?
4. De ce nu suna ocupat cind gresim numarul?
5. De ce iti trebuie programare la clarvazator?
6. Daca azi sunt zero [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bancuri despre criza financiara</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Oct 2009 07:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Bancul zilei]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[– Un barbat se duce la bancherul sau si-l intreaba: “Vreau sa incep
o afacere mica. Cum sa fac?”. “Simplu”, raspunde managerul.
“Cumperi una mare si astepti”.

- Care este culmea optimismului: un bancher de pe Wall-Street, duminica
noaptea, calcandu-si cinci camasi sa aiba pentru saptamana viitoare.
- Un pachet de actiuni Delta Airlines cumparat cu 1000 de dolari in
urma [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Femeia te invata principiile vietii</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Sep 2009 03:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nevasta te invata despre fericire: sa te duci la ma-ta! Sigur se bucura cand te vede

Nevasta te invata despre nudism: plec de aici si te las in curu’ gol
Nevasta te invata despre nulitate: tu fara mine esti un nimeni
Nevasta te invata despre procreere: eu te-am facut… barbat
Nevasta te invata despre mobilitate: ce-ti fug ochii dupa [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Intrerupatorul</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 03:19:29 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Filmulete]]></category>
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		<title>Tipuri de femei  IT</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 08:35:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Texte fun]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[it]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[1. Femeia Virus :   Cand te astepti cel mai putin, se instaleaza in
apartamentul tau si se face stapana. Daca incerci sa o  dezinstalezi, pierzi multe lucruri. Daca nu, o sa pierzi totul.

2. Femeia Internet : Trebuie sa platesti ca sa ai acces la ea.
3. Femeia Server : Intotdeauna e ocupata cand ai [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Credinta si bicicleta</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 19:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
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				<category><![CDATA[Poze funny]]></category>
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		<title>Perle bac 2009</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 20 Sep 2009 10:08:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Ion Creanga s-a nascut intre anii 1887-1889.
Imparatul avea o gradina si in fund un mar.
Creierul este un organ oarecum indispensabil capului.

Cristofel Columb a plecat in America unde s-a insurat cu o bastinoasa.
Moromete plecase in excursie sa vanda cerealele.
Antarctica este un continent alb din cauza zapezilor care nu se mai topesc odata.
Calistrat a facut pipi pe [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Institutul de cercetare &#8211; IKARIAM</title>
		<link>http://www.pentrunoi.net/fara-categorie/institutul-de-cercetare-ikariam.html/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:54:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Institutul de cercetare socio comportamentala al Universitatii din Farlonia a demonstrat efectele surprinzatoare a unui fenomen din ce Ã®n ce mai raspÃ¢ndit Ã®n rÃ¢ndul populatiei.
Persoanele care sunt afectate, subiectii definiti Ikariamotici, Ã®ncep sa aiba comportamente diferite de restul oamenilor. :

Aceste simptome se manifesta indiferent de vÃ¢rsta , localizare geografica si de sex.
Printre cele mai comune [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Noul meu loc de munca</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Jul 2009 06:23:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Da, este noul meu loc de munca&#8230;. aici sub birou imi astept sefu&#8230;.


Sunt incantata&#8230;. ce ziceti o sa primesc o marire de curand&#8230;.


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